Female, 21, Straight (-ish), Slytherin.

This is a multi-fandom blog. I have an obsession with Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts).

 

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

fake-hero:

e-lric:

“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

“what is this.. pain in my butt?”

said the yaoi manga character after two chapters

orgasmictipsforgirls:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

the sassy nineties

orgasmictipsforgirls:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

the sassy nineties

awwwcastiel:

rockandrollchick:

Luke 1:19

And the angel answered him, “I am Gabriel. I stand in the presence of God, and I was sent to speak to you and to bring you this good news:

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Our whole fandom is going to hell

frecklesrex:

thegalifreyanwinchestet:

angelhoney-bee:

crowley-for-king:

obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

They might still be alive

*Fictional character shot in the head*

I’m sure they could survive that

*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

They’ll be ok

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Death is irrelevant when you watch Supernatural

You see your main character in hell.
"They’ll be fine. Just wait. "

"Dude their in hell."

"SHHHH. WAIT."

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thegirlon:

lacigreen:

iheartfallopiantubes:

because i’d like to think that my fallopian tubes sparkle too

shine bright like a diamond

I was hoping for a “shine bright like a hymen” joke.  Am I immature?

thegirlon:

lacigreen:

iheartfallopiantubes:

because i’d like to think that my fallopian tubes sparkle too

shine bright like a diamond

I was hoping for a “shine bright like a hymen” joke.  Am I immature?

(Source: gravv3s)

verifascinating:

theseweirddreams:

We were supposed to be their shepherds

ALL HE EVER WANTED WAS TO JUST DO THIS

NONE OF THE POLITICS, DRAMA

YES DEAN AND SAM

BUT MOSTLY THIS

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN